Oh come on, that's not the point and you know it! Literally anyone else would have seen a doctor for this already! Do you have any idea how completely impossible you are?!
[He gives Isaac (or at least, the general direction of Isaac's voice) a sour look, as if he just ate a bug that flew into his mouth—and resumes eating honey.]
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I didn't say anything! If it helps, it helps. [ he was totally judging ]
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It helps.
[...
he
can't remember what side Isaac put the cheese on
so he reaches out
on the wrong side.
And swaps immediately, like he definitely didn't do that.]
Tch.
[WHO IS THAT AT? YOURSELF???]
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Is the bleeding slowing down at all?
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[STILL HURTS LIKE HELL, BUT........ WHATEVER..........
His fingers nudge the cheese, and it's like nothing ever happened.
He takes a nibble out of the wedge, like a gross cheese goblin.
And nods at Isaac's general direction. Good job, kiddo.]
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Well, good. At least now we won't have to bother Luna.
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[stubborn.........
he takes another bite of the cheese
and a
scoop of honey
ah, the good life.]
Not every little cut and scrape needs a doctor's attention.
[YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT THOUGH? YOU COULD GO ONCE????]
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[FIRST, YOU CAN'T SEE, SO HOW COULD YOU KNOW, SECOND, THINK ABOUT THAT STATEMENT VERY CAREFULLY
anyway
he looks pleased at his pooh-poohing of the medical tradition.
he told u he wuz hardkore.]
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